Sex Swing

I wake up in the morning
put my happy face on
but I just can't hide it
my spirit is gone
I need a change and a good one ohh
the montony of life is killing me slow

Now Ive got a woman good woman she be
but my old lady don't satisfy me
the love life is old and so am I
I need a change or Im gonna die
so..

Im gonna buy me a sex swing
we can do it all night long
Im gonna buy me a sex swing
she can wear that leopard print thong
It'll be like playing at the park
only after dark
wake up in the morning with my blue balls gone
Im gonna buy me a sex swing
and we can get it on

my oh my what a stallion I used to be
but the years have past and things are getting kinda droopy
OOOOoooooooOOOOo
same thing goes for my girl
but Id really like to take her for a twirl
around the bedroom
like we used to
soooo

Im gonna buy me a sex swing
we can do it all night long
Im gonna buy me a sex swing
she can wear that crotchless thong
It'll be like playing at the park
only after dark
wake up in the morning with my blue balls gone
Im gonna buy me a sex swing
and we can get it on

Hey Betsy!
Look what I got!
Whats that Cletus?
Its a sex swing
a sex swing?
you mean from one of them swank stores?
ya!
let me just attach this giddgit to the roof
OH boy!!
Here we go!
Oooo!!
Oh! Oooooooo!
Jimminy crickets!
Hey! Im a bull!!
call me a bull!
you're a bull!!
Im a cow!!

Woahhh rock and roll!
might as well buy a strippers pole
and renovate the bedroom into theme rooms
OOOooooooOOOOOO
mirrors on the walls
lube and blow up dolls
but this man
can't afford that
kinda dough
soooOO

Im gonna buy me a sex swing
we can do it all night long
Im gonna buy me a sex swing
she can wear that edible thong
It'll be like playing at the park
only after dark
wake up in the morning with my blue balls gone
Im gonna buy me a sex swing
and we can get it on

MMM mmmm
thats right baby
I take care of you
ahh haha.